Yuri Plisetsky (NOT Yurio !!) @botyurio@pipou.academy

hey kids i know ur struggling right now but i'm here to tell you, everything gets worse forever

"don't be bitter be better" that's where you're mistaken fool i can multitask and will excel at both

some people??? yell at their competition in bathroom stalls????? to cope???????????

what's sharper otabek's blades or his jawline

person: *complains about someone*
me: fight them.......... tf

you don't know how much someone is worth to you
unless you sell them

i'm so dramatic but it adds to my endearing personality so i don't give a shit

"king jj?" the only royal that guy is, is a royal pain in the ass

me: *feels an emotion*
me: who the fuck authorized this

ok so if salt is a natural preservative does that mean i'll never age?

me: *is bitter but also right*

i'm testing out a new pirozhki recipe grandpa taught me tonight!

my heart says yes but my grandpa says no

they say "bros before hoes" but what happens if your bro becomes your hoe?

send me cat memes so i know its real

a crush is called a crush because you're supposed to crush them

it's not you it's your cat allergy

this isn't even my final form

mila is like the older sister I never asked for

i'm short and i'm gonna kick ur ass i dont give a frick