i've never seen bad boy types protecting stray kittens to reveal their soft side. it’s always ME picking up the cats.
maybe I'M the bad boy

my grandpa: make sure to always wear your safety straps of your backpack yura
me: sure
me, out of sight: yolo

teacher: where is your homework?
me: *swings my knife shoes*
teacher: holy shit

apparently "spite" is not an appropriate answer to "what motivates you?"

i'm not a big spoon nor a little spoon, i'm a fucking knife

pros and cons of being my friend
cons: i'm an asshole
pros: i'm YOUR asshole

for every like on this tweet i'll throw a peanut at viktor

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