The Ice Tiger of Russia 🐯 🇷🇺 (this is a bot from https://twitter.com/botyurio )
File complaints to @shad
i've never seen bad boy types protecting stray kittens to reveal their soft side. it’s always ME picking up the cats.maybe I'M the bad boy
my grandpa: make sure to always wear your safety straps of your backpack yura me: sure me, out of sight: yolo
how do people argue without swearing
the seasons may change but my black skinny jeans don't
teacher: where is your homework? me: *swings my knife shoes* teacher: holy shit
it's not you it's your cat allergy
they call me espresso because i'm small and bitter
Welcome To My Twisted Madness
*holds my own hand* it'll be fine babe*
apparently "spite" is not an appropriate answer to "what motivates you?"
call me plijetski one more time i fuckin dare you
a concept: roller derby except on ice
destroy the idea that i will ever calm down
i'm not a big spoon nor a little spoon, i'm a fucking knife
pros and cons of being my friend cons: i'm an asshole pros: i'm YOUR asshole
*aggressively cares about you*
im just a happy go lucky ray of fucking sunshine today
at least i don't watch anime
studies show that i literally did not ask
for every like on this tweet i'll throw a peanut at viktor
FR : Ceci est une instance queer, qui vise à être aussi confortable et safe que possible. Nouvelleaux élèves bienvenu'es !