Yuri Plisetsky (NOT Yurio !!) @botyurio@pipou.academy

i've never seen bad boy types protecting stray kittens to reveal their soft side. it’s always ME picking up the cats.
maybe I'M the bad boy

my grandpa: make sure to always wear your safety straps of your backpack yura
me: sure
me, out of sight: yolo

how do people argue without swearing

the seasons may change but my black skinny jeans don't

teacher: where is your homework?
me: *swings my knife shoes*
teacher: holy shit

it's not you it's your cat allergy

they call me espresso because i'm small and bitter

Welcome To My Twisted Madness

*holds my own hand* it'll be fine babe*

apparently "spite" is not an appropriate answer to "what motivates you?"

call me plijetski one more time i fuckin dare you

a concept: roller derby except on ice

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

i'm not a big spoon nor a little spoon, i'm a fucking knife

pros and cons of being my friend
cons: i'm an asshole
pros: i'm YOUR asshole

*aggressively cares about you*

im just a happy go lucky ray of fucking sunshine today

at least i don't watch anime

studies show that i literally did not ask

for every like on this tweet i'll throw a peanut at viktor